No... seriously, I did. First my apologies to all the women I know who are beautiful inside and out. BUT, this woman was the female equivalent of the Dos Equis guy.
She was of Asian descent and she was at the mall. And, she was wearing two hats. Is that a new style? She had two wide-brimmed hats on; one on top of the other so she had this two-brim look going. Would one of the women who reads this let me know if this is a new style, because if it's not, it should be because it was awesome. Remember the scene in Titanic where Rose (Kate Winslet) arrives at the pier and looks up at the ship from under that big hat? This was exponentially better than that.
She came walking towards me, or should I say in my direction, so I only had a few seconds to look at her. Her skin was perfect. What else do I say about skin? It covered all her bones? No, that's not good... of course it did. Let's just leave it as "it was perfect."
Her eyes were well-visible under the two hats and they were big and round and not just brown, but like a sepia, sparkly brown. I don't want that to sound creepy because it was not. They were mesmerizing. I wonder if she knows that her eyes have that effect on people? I said "people" because I'm sure women think the same thing when they see her eyes. Up until today, Wonder Woman (Linda Carter) had the most beautiful eyes, but now she's a distant second.
Now as I try to think back about her nose and mouth, I don't remember much about them... other than they were the most beuatiful nose and mouth I ever saw. Are you getting the picture here? Her mouth was slightly drawn up at the corners and it looked as if she were just about ready to smile. Here teeth may have been crooked as hell, but I never saw them. Maybe that's why it looked like she was "just about" to smile. One muscle contraction more and I could have been writing about the "ugliest woman I ever saw." Maybe she had what's known as "Summer teeth" .... some are there and some are not.
I carry a phone around that has a camera in it, but I never use it, so I did not take a photo and that's probably a good thing. Not because I could have faced the situation of being detained by mall security, but because maybe if I looked at the photo a day later she would have looked less stunning. I know this next comment is completely off the subject, but if every phone has a camera, why are there no cameras with phones in them? Someone call Nikon and see what can be done about that.
She was wearing jeans and heels, which is a killer look for me. But, she didn't walk really; she glided along like she could walk for miles with a book on her head and it would never fall off. That last sentence is a good indication as to why I never became a romance writer. It's sexy as hell, no? And as difficult as it was to do, once she passed by I did not turn around to get a look at her gliding off into the sunset, or in this case, Macys. I see men do that back side ogling thing all the time and it makes them look less than bright. I was tempted, but I figured if she looked that good approaching, the departing sight was not going to disappoint.
I'm still thinking about her today and of course wondering about her. Not in the creepy, stalking kind of way, but things like what she does she do for a living, does she have a lucky husband, do other people think the same thing i did, etc.?
Today is Easter. Thank you Jesus for your sacrifice and for all the ways you continue to remind us what a beautiful world this really is.
One of my best memories of Easter is all the women and young girls in their Easter bonnets. Remember I said the beautiful woman I saw yesterday was wearing two hats? Coincidence? I don't think so......
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