I Don't Care Who You Are... This is Funny!

Today I saw a YouTube video of a kid (maybe 16 or 17) who was hanging out with a bunch of his friends one evening.  For whatever reason, at some point in the evening the kid decided it would be "funny" to drop his pants and stick a bottle rocket in his ass.  Geez, I'm laughing already here. 
Of course in the video, he is getting the necessary encouragement (and from one distant voice, directions on the proper way to do this) from his friends.  Apparently, he was not the first in the group to attempt this.  What was I thinking to think he was?
Anyway, just to set this up, he is lying on his back in the woman's position for missionary with legs over the missionary's shoulders.  OK, got it?  Now, there is the instruction that comes from off camera; obviously from one of his more caring friends.  "Make sure you pull your nut sack out of the way!"  Man, that's what friends are for.

I'll quickly move forward to the point where his ass is pointing up and the aforementioned bottle rocket is inserted into an orifice that is intended to be an exit only.  OK, here we go!  Matches please...

Don't even ask... of course he clinched his butt cheeks! It's involuntary when anyting flaming is in there.  I only know that because someone told me... honest.
The next 20 seconds are, how do you say, effin hilarious. The rocket ignites and goes nowhere except into the annals (get it?) of video lore.  It's at this point the video goes into slow motion and you can no longer hear the actual words on the video. Slo mo is always hilarious when someone has a flaming rocket tucked in their butt cheeks.  Someone told me that, too, ..really.

Were his friends worried?  Concerned?  Absolutely.  I listened real hard and I think I did hear at the very end of the video... "Hey man, is your nut sack OK?"  Man, that's what friends are for.

I asked in a previous post what is different about our society in the last 40 years?  Well, here's my newest revelation.
Forty years ago my Mother (miss you Mom) would always say, "It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out."
Somewhere a modern Mom is sayng, "It's all fun and games until someone gets a bottle rocket wedged in their butt cheeks."

I wasn't going to post the video, but after the 5th time I watched it and still laughed, I thought I would be doing everyone a great injustice if I didn't.  The young man was not hurt, so it's OK to laugh.  Click this link:
Caution: Clicking here may cause you to pee in your pants.